The Best (and Funniest) Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories

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In these strange and scary times, it never hurts to find a reason to smile or laugh. That ability seems to be one of the first causalities of this viral war.

Yet, science has repeatedly shown how much of a healthy and beneficial effect joy can provide us as humans.

Therefore, to bring a little light and joy to your day, here are some of the best conspiracy theories floating around.

But first, a disclaimer. None of these are real. The following theories and my written analysis is an attempt in jest to bring about smiles. If any of them seems even remotely plausible, stop, go check the locks on your bunker door, take a deep breath, pour some bleach on your computer, and then continue reading.

Here we go!

Changing the Bird Batteries

This is my favorite and is a prevalent theory espoused by a teenager in my own home.

Apparently for those of you who are uninitiated to this particular tinfoil hat club, “the government” has…